In many regions of Germany, but mainly the wine areas, in early spring "ALAAF", "HELAU" and "NARRI NARRO", announce the Fifth and Foolish Season, "die naerrische Zeit", Germany's Mardi Gras.
A Carnival in Germany.
Karneval along the Rhine, Fastnacht in the South West of the country and Fasching in Bavaria, a time of spectacular parades, balls, masks, and Carnival Princes and Princesses.
Although Carnival in Cologne doesn't have a Princess, instead a Prince -His Craziness, a Peasant, and a Maiden - a man dressed in a fetching medieval outfit.
The official "craziness" begins seven weeks before Easter.
From November 11 at 11.11 am, a day of wild celebration, the "behind the scenes" planning for the next carnival begins, including naming the year's Carnival Royal Family, but from New Years Day and Epiphany in "Carnival Regions" is officially party time. Non stop revelry until Ash Wednesday, Ashermittwoch, then it's Lent and what used to be forty days of fasting and sacrifice leading to Easter.
The Rhineland area of Cologne, Dusseldorf and Aachen, together with Mainz and Munich, hold the largest and most colorful processions, while smaller towns and villages also have their own traditional parades and festivities.
The year's big celebrations start on the Thursday, with Weiberdonnerstag, Women's Thursday, in Rhineland's Karneval, or South West Germany's Fastnacht Schmutziger Donnerstag or Schmotziger Donnerschtig, Greasy Thursday as it is known locally, which are then followed by the Die Drei Tollen Tage. The Three Crazy Days.
No man wears a favorite tie on Weiberdonnerstag as by tradition women take over and chase men to cut off their ties, nailing their souvenirs to trophy walls. It is one of the day's most popular pastimes, so special ties are sold for the occasion, or hated ones are dragged out of storage, while turtleneck sweaters appear even on those who are usually very conventionally dressed.
As a sign of the general "kicking over the traces" of the day, until some years ago any divorce case brought about because of an incident which had occurred on Weiberdonnerstag would be disallowed by the court.
However it might be on the same day but the south-west Fastnacht's "Schmotziger Donnerschtig", called that because it was the day pigs were slaughtered ready to be smoked or prepared for Easter, (similar to Mardi Gras Fat Tuesday), is celebrated in a completely different way.
No tie cutting here, instead young children in costume, "Narren" - Jesters, and "Hexen" - Witches, help students escape school, a type of donut cooked in pork fat is the day's specialty, and at sunset it is time for the Hexensprung, the witches jump.
Making as much noise as they can, "Hexen" vault over a bonfire on their brooms, and if the year's Fastnacht takes place early in the year those brooms are used to sweep away snow as well as the evil spirits of winter.
Although Fastnacht celebrations don't only involve witches wearing hand carved wooden masks vaulting over fires. On Saturday bonfires burn throughout the night, another symbol of the winter months being chased away, and on some of these fires there will be a burning effigy representing Old Man Winter or a witch.
A return to the pagan roots of a Christian celebration.
The Cologne, Mainz and Duesseldorf processions start at 11.11 am on Rosenmontag, Rose Monday - Karneval's climax when Germany's carnival cities fill with millions of spectators. In fancy dress, extravagant makeup, hats, masks and false noses, they join in televised kilometer long carnival parades filled with spectacle, enchantment and tradition, with Karneval "Royal Families", Court jesters, costumed marchers, brass bands, drummers, dancers and enormous floats.
Floats are almost works of art, taking months to make and traditionally showcasing mocking political and social commentaries and caricatures, which cover everything from unemployment and scandals to politicians and world leaders.
Through the cheers of the crowds are cries of Kamelle, Kamelle, "Candy, Candy", and the revelers on the floats wave and sing German Carnival songs as they throw candy, chocolate bars, bags of popcorn or chips, small plastic toys, confetti and spring flowers into the crowds. Children, and some adults, scoop the flying goodies into large bags brought along for just this purpose.
Carnival in Germany doesn't stop on Rosenmontag, because the suburbs are taken over by carnival celebrations and local parades on Tuesday, and for many this is "real" carnival, as it used to be before becoming political.
There the beautifully decorated floats, traditionally dressed marchers, some as devils, witches or with ferocious wooden animal masks, others as contrasting colorful Spring spirits, offer a more relaxed atmosphere than the previous day's Karneval processions.
Fasching celebrations in Munich are quite different, there are few costumes to be seen but instead elegant balls, gala's and sophisticated celebrations. It is more like the Venice Carnival as it leads up to Faschingssonntag or Fools Sunday, when the street festivities take off and for three days the inner city becomes a party zone. Filled with bands, dancing, singing, fancy dress, general riotous behavior and the Faschingsumzug, Carnival parade.
On Shrove Tuesday, Faschingsdienstag, a traditional, and cult, dance by Munich's Market Women from the century's old Viktualienmarkt, the city's huge open air food market, is a high point of the non-stop festivities.
Karneval ends at midnight and Lent begins. Many Germans, even those who are not especially religious, will follow the custom of giving up something, from that night time glass of wine to computer games or television viewing.
Karneval, from "carne vale" Latin for "Farewell to Meat" or perhaps from the Latin "carrus navalis" "Ship of Fools", Fastnacht, "Fasting Eve" the night before Lent, or Fasching, "last drink (alcoholic) before fasting", is over for the year.
On Ash Wednesday, Ashermittwoch, the fast can begin, perhaps with a traditional fish dish.
However this is Germany after all, a country famous for its beers, so it is no surprise Lent brings with it a two week Strong Beer Season. A nutritious mixture brewed for centuries by German monks to fortify them when weakened from fasting, and now thoroughly enjoyed, and appreciated, not only by those living in monasteries but also who visit bars and shop at supermarkets.
Illustrations: Briefmarke: "Karneval In Köln - Jecken" from 1972 via briefmarken-bilder.de.....Necktie cutting via wz-newsline.de.....Hexensprung in Offenburg, photographer Peter Heck via Badische Zeitung....Da fliegen die Kamelle: Cologne's Prince, Peasant and Maiden throwing Kamelle via Kamelle.de.....Tanz Viktualienmarkt via TZ
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