We have employed a new voice mail system and
would like the staff to have knowledge of how it operates.
When you are dialing school, please call______________.
You will then be answered by a cheery voice from us that
will give you a menu of options to meet your needs.
To lie about why your child is absent Press 1
To make excuses for why your child did not do his work Press 2
To complain about what we do Press 3
To cuss out staff members Press 4
To ask why you didn't get needed information that was in your newsletter
and several bulletins mailed to you Press 5
If you want us to raise your child Press 6
If you want to reach out and touch, slap, or hit someone Press 7
If you really have an emergency, dial 9-1-1 because all these other lines
will be busy.