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- THINGY (thing-ee) n.
- Female: Any part under a car's hood.
- Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
- VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
- Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
- Male: Playing football without a helmet.
- COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
- Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
- Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
- BUTT (but) n.
- Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.- COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
- Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
- Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
- ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
- Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
- Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
- FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
- Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
- Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
- MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
- Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
- Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
- REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
- Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
- Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.
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