What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?
A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"

What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!"

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.

What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses!

What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine's Day? "
I find you very attractive."

What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me."

What did one light bulb say to the other?
"I love you a whole watt!"

What did the bat say to his Valentine?
"You're fun to hang around with."

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"

What did the elephant say to his Valentine?
"I love you a ton!"