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Halloween Behavior by Astrological Sign

Are you greedy and take all the candy? Or just sit at home and sulk on Halloween? Should you dress up as bubble gum or a car salesman? Your astrological sign can tell you what your typical Halloween behavior is and even give you costume suggestions according to the characteristics and personality traits of your sign.


Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Trick or Treating: Pushes others aside to get to the door first.
Costume suggestions: Gladiator, Mexican wrestler, police officer, fire fighter.



Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Trick or Treating: Will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.
Costume suggestions: Miss America, Mr. Universe, or a walking tree. How fun!



Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Trick or Treating: Will go around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and go around again.
Costume suggestions: Go with a friend and dress as Siamese twins. No friends? Dress as half man/women and half creature. Use your own good creative judgment.



Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Trick or Treating: Stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.
Costume suggestion (for wearing while handing out candy): Statue of Liberty, Uncle Sam. Or how about an oversized banana or milk carton.



Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Trick or Treating: Plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.
Costume Suggestion (to wear at home while sulking): Lion, cat, king or queen. Or how about combining the two and go as the Lion King.



Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Trick or Treating: Wears a neatly pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper.
Costume suggestion (if you donít own a suit): A chaff of wheat.



Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Trick or Treating: Stands in front of the closet all night trying to decide on a
costume.
Costume suggestion (so you can come out of the closet and have fun!): Interior designer.



Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Trick or Treating: Scorpio isn't in it for the candy.
Costume Suggestions: Sherlock Holmes, Nancy Drew, Tony Soprano, Al Capone.



Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Trick or Treating: Will manage to wander to the next town.
Costume suggestions: Indiana Jones or Lara Croft.



Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Trick or Treating: Will make a list of all the houses that give out the best candy and the optimal route to take.
Costume suggestions: Donald Trump or a construction worker. Just make sure to wear a shirt so youíre not mistaken as one of the Village People.



Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Trick or Treating: Will build their costume out of spare flashlights and spend all night tinkering when it shorts.
Costume suggestions: Mermaid or King of the Sea. Built out of flashlights.



Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Trick or Treating: Will skip the whole thing to compose poetry. About the Moon.
Costume suggestion (while composing poetry): Astronaut, space alien, ballerina, painter, poet, or a muse. Or a fairy ghost.

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