Xenophobe’s Guide to the English is one of a series of books published by Oval Books taking a look at different cultures and their beliefs, habits and traditions. Other books in the series include Xenophobe’s Guides to Americans, Hungarians, Italians, Scots and Welsh. The back of the book helpfully gives a definition of xenophobia - an irrational fear of foreigners, probably justified, always understandable. The cover picture includes iconic English images - a cup of tea (with saucer) in a flowery cup, a cricket bat and ball, toy soldiers in red uniforms and bearskin hats (traditional dress for the Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace) and, in the background, Big Ben and the Houses of Parliament.
The version of the book I read was last revised and updated in 2005. The original publication date was 1993. I found aspects of the book dated – for instance the comment in the Hygiene section that showers are gaining in popularity but in most houses the bath still reigns supreme. Most English people I know use showers and may have the occasional bath.
Parts of the book had me roaring with laughter, for instance the section entitled Please and Thank You. It talks of gratitude and apology being essential to communication with English people. This is indeed a trait of English social intercourse which can make simple conversations last an inordinately long length of time... It is also a way of communicating, of being, that sometimes has to be taught to people from other cultures – I know many people who have taught English to non-native English speakers who have had to spend time explaining the importance of ritual verbal manners in England.
I found the section on English Humour interesting, illustrated by jokes English people are like to find funny, for instance a joke illustrating the English love of word-play:
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other “does this taste funny to you?”
This book is packed with observations and information, often irreverent. Some readers (I think particularly if they are English) may find some of the entries offensive – at times I found the humour did not work for me, for instance the section on Elders which claims that the English tend to shut old relatives away in twilight homes, funds permitting.
I would recommend this book as a good quick read – not to be taken as gospel, with some interesting insights, great as a present, to share with a group of friends or use as a tool for teaching English.
