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What Does PMS Stand For?

Some say PMS stands for that time of the month when People Make Stupid mistakes all around you and you seem to be living in a Potentially Maniac Society where something is wrong with everyone else and youíre the only one thatís Presently, More-or-less, Sane.

Itís when your Preferred Method of Self-satisfaction is Pre-Meditated Sugar consumption and the only reason you do this is because it Probably Makes Sense at the time. Even though itís best that it doesnít last too long, donít you just wish all of those Perfectly Misguided Sensitive people around you (husbands, boyfriends, parents and children) would just get a clue and Put Making Sure youíre happy their first priority?

After all, PMS is your Preferred Managment System for Protecting Many Self-interests during the throws of PreMenstrual Syndrome. (And if you donít find this is Positively Mindblowingly Sensationally funny, then youíre probably experiencing PMS.)

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