Michiganders are a proud, weird folk. If too many items on this list sound familiar and normal to you, then congratulations - you are a 'Gander.

This tongue-in-cheek list helps define the various words and phrases women use - and how they should actually be interpreted!

DON´T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patient to operate on.

Doctor says: "One of several things could cause your symptoms." Doctor means: "I haven´t the foggiest idea what´s wrong with you."

Here are some fun tips just in case you are pulled over by a police officer

Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)

The best approach is to be both sneaky and direct.

What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card? A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"

Yuo awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorant.