Guest Author - Victoria Abreo

1. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.

2. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AM NOT GOING.

3. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

4. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.

5. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.

6. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.

7. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.

8. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

9. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

10. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!