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November 1 2006 Jokes & Riddles Newsletter


Hi everyone!

Here's the latest article from the Jokes & Riddles site at BellaOnline.com.

Bible Salesmen
A pastor concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles.

http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art47286.asp

Dueling Barbers

A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established hair cutter's place. The owners of the new salon put up a big bold sign that read: "WE GIVE SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"

Not to be outdone, the old Master Barber put up his own sign: "WE FIX SEVEN DOLLAR HAIR CUTS!"

Dust

A visiting minister at the start of the offertory prayer: "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, what is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point ...

Have a Great Week!

Victoria Abreo

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