March 23 2009 Quotations Newsletter
Knock-Knock Monday #3
Happy Monday! Here's Knock-Knock Monday #3 to start your week. Enjoy a few great knock knock jokes (are there any other kind?) and read about one of my favorite self-help websites ever!
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Here are the quotes for this week for you to ponder and enjoy:
"You better live your best and act your best and think your best today, for today is the sure preparation for tomorrow and all the other tomorrows that follow." - Harriet Martineau
"Success and failure: We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions, the hero and the sidekick." - Laurence Shames
"I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet." - Mahatma Gandhi
"I love being a star! I get to go overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears
My Spell Checker
I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.
I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.
- Anonymous Frustrated Word user
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Paula Grant-LeClaire, Quotations Editor
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