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March 9 2009 Quotations Newsletter

Good Monday to You Dear BellaOnline Constant Reader!

You asked for it - so here it is -- all new Knock-Knock jokes for Knock-Knock Monday #2.

Come on now, you know you love it ...

1. Knock Knock! Who's there? Zinka! Zinka who? Zinka da ship!

2. Knock Knock! Who's there? Crock and Dial. Crock and Dial who? Crock and Dial Dundee!

Ok, quit groaning - just one more:

3. Knock Knock! Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Wow! I didn't know you could yodel.

And for your Monday reading pleasure ... come by and check out the article I wrote last week. It's quite the journalistic coup ...

"An Interview With a Before and After Photo" - In a stunning scientific break-through, a Before and After photo comes to life and tells us about her experience with a new diet system.

Find it at: http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art37677.asp

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I hope to hear from you sometime soon, either in the forum or in response to this email message. I thrive on your feedback!

Have fun passing this message along to family and friends, because we all love free knowledge and we really love sharing quotes!

Quotes to enjoy this week:

Monday: "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown

Tuesday: "Family, friends, religion; these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business." - Monty Burns to Homer Simpson

Wednesday: "From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash." - Sophie Tucker

Thursday: "The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one." - Elbert Hubbard

Friday: "Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed; there's so little competition." - Elbert Hubbard

Saturday: "This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers." - Bridget Jones's Diary

Sunday: "You should hear a little music, read a little poetry, and see a fine picture every day of your life, in order that worldly cares may not obliterate the sense of the beautiful which God has implanted in your soul." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

And finally ...

A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry.

Finally, he went to a marriage counselor.

The counselor asked, "Please describe your two loves."

"Well, one is a great poet," the young man explained. "and the other makes delicious pancakes."

"I see," said the wise counselor, "you can't decide whether to marry for batter or for verse."

I know -- that was so funny!

Take care and I will see you next week at BellaOnline Quotations!

Paula Grant-LeClaire, Quotations Editor


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