1) No matter how hard you try, you can´t baptize cats.

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don´t let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don´t hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can´t trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don´t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can´t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don´t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you´re sad is Grandpa´s lap.