- "A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes."
-- Joseph Addison - "Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon."
-- Tim Allen - "There are three easy ways of losing money - racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain. "
--Lord Amherst - "Women like silent men. They think they're listening."
--Marcel Archard - "I married beneath me. All women do."
-- Lady Nancy Astor - "Women love the lie that saves their pride, but never an unflattering truth."
-- Gertrude Atherton - "It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time."
-- Tallulah Bankhead - "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base."
-- Dave Barry - "Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart."
--Erma Bombeck - "While women weep as they do now, I'll fight; While little children go hungry as they do now, I'll fight; While men go to prison, in and out, in and out, as they do now, I'll fight; While there is a drunkard left, While there is a poor lost girl upon the streets, While there remains one dark soul without the light of God, I'll fight I'll fight to the very end!"
--William Booth founder of The Salvation Army - "I'm the kind of woman who, when she walks into a party, all the other women leave the room.....I think I'm scary to people....I'm a bad girl."
--Lara Flynn Boyle - "Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone."
-- Lenny Bruce - "Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both."
-- Samuel Butler - "What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman."
-- Lord Byron - "Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities but are instead people whose one driving enthusiasm is so great it makes their faults seem insignificant."
--Charles A. Cerami - "The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing ~ and then marry him. "
-- Cher - "Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd."
-- William Congreve - "Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won't run."
-- Phyllis Diller - "A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. ~ An optimist is one who hopes they are."
-- Senator Chauncey Depew - "Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. "
-- Isadora Duncan - "The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history."
-- George Eliot - "Let us treat men and women well; treat them as if they were real. Perhaps they are."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson - "When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man?"
-- Edith Evans - "The demand that women return to femininity is a demand that the cultural gears shift into reverse, that we back up to a fabled time when everyone was richer, younger, more powerful."
--Susan Faludi - "Feminism's agenda is basic: It asks that women not be forced to choose between public justice and private happiness."
--Susan Faludi - "When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment."
--Warren Farrell - "A woman can look both moral and exciting - if she also looks as if it were quite a struggle."
-- Edna Ferber - "To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends."
-- Benjamin Franklin - "The great question ~ which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is `What does a woman want?'"
-- Sigmund Freud - "All women are bitches except my mother - not trusting her but respecting her."
-- Nizar Gabani - "All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others."
-- Chad A. Gamble - "I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine. "
-- Mel Gibson - "There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an afternoon."
-- Giraudoux - "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
-- Lewis Grizzard - "A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often. "
-- Oliver Herford - "Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?"
-- Benny Hill - "Man has will, but woman has her way. "
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes - "One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. "
-- Edgar Watson Howe - "A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares."
-- Elbert Hubbard - "A woman's whole life is a history of the affections."
-- Washington Irving
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