Strange but True
I will guide you through some of these listings and then it’s up to you. As you will see, the sky really is the limit!
If you feel that life sometimes gets you down you can always learn to howl at the moon. That’s right; you can now bid on a werewolf course. Learn what makes them tick and how to enjoy yourself at the next full moon. Hurry now; place your bids before it’s too late.
For the person who likes to look their best whatever the occasion, you can now bid on a leather body bag. I presume people are dying to get one! Carry it around with you just in case you need it. You will never have to worry about being underdressed again.
For those who never have enough time in the day, now is your chance to bid on an alarm clock which goes backwards. Did you ever wish you could turn back time? Well now you can! Place your bids yesterday as the auction presumably closes the day before. Whoops! You’ll need to have the clock to do that. Still, must be worth a bid or two.
If you feel you have no friends you can always buy one! Yes, that’s right, you can bid on this guy’s friendship and he promises to talk to anyone from any state. I presume he means the USA so if you live further afield you might have to contact him to see if he will consider a friendship with you. He says he has travelled the world so you may be in with a chance.
For the woman who feels a little deflated you can bid on a pair of green, leprechaun breast implants. Called “Lucky Puffs”, they are described as being breathtaking. This one should definitely start a bidding war!
A 25 year old male is offering the chance of some unique advertising. You can now tattoo your message on his privates! He says that even a long company logo won’t have a problem fitting here! Ladies, this one might be worth a second glance.
So now you have ideas you’ll never again be stuck for something to sell! Remember, taking life too seriously is hard work. Be sure to make time for some fun along the way.
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