• take up too much space on the bed.

• have irrational fears about vacuum cleaners.

• are threatened by their own kind.

• mark their territory.

• are suspicious of the postman.

• are bad at asking you questions.

• pass gas shamelessly.

• like dominance games.

• tend to smell riper with age.
  Neither

• of them tells you what's bothering them.

• of them does dishes.

• of them notice when you get your hair cut.

• knows how to talk on the telephone.

• understands what you see in cats.

• The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

~~ Author Unknown ~~

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