Animal Quotations

Animal Quotations
  1. "Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted."
    -- Anonymous

  2. "If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about...five minutes."
    -- Anonymous

  3. " A wise man associating with the vicious becomes an idiot; a dog travelling with good men becomes a rational being."
    --Arabian Proverb

  4. "I gave my beauty and my youth to men. I am going to give my wisdom and experience to animals."
    --Brigitte Bardot

  5. "A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down."
    -- Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)

  6. "Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window."
    -- Steve Bluestone

  7. "All of the animals excepting man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it."
    --Samuel Butler

  8. "A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent."
    --John Calvin

  9. "Whenever you observe an animal closely, you feel as if a human being sitting inside were making fun of you."
    --Elias Canetti, The Human Province

  10. "I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot."
    -- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show

  11. "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
    -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

  12. "I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul."
    -- Jean Cocteau

  13. "... I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long periods of time."
    -- Colette

  14. "What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak toys?"
    -- Douglas Coupland

  15. "Man is the most intelligent of the animals -- and the most silly."
    -- Diogenes

  16. "Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms."
    -- George Eliot

  17. "In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats."
    -- English Proverb

  18. "I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better."
    -- George Bird Evans

  19. "When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover, inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago."
    -- John Frazee

  20. " Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense."
    -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

  21. "The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated."
    --Mohandas Gandhi

  22. "Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to."
    --Joe Gores

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