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Limo Driver And The Pope
After getting all of Pope Benedict´s luggage loaded into the limo (and he doesn´t travel light), the driver noticed that the Pope was still standing on the curb.

http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art44256.asp

Employee Performance Evolutions
Quotes are from actual employee performance evolutions:

http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art44255.asp

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Victoria Abreo
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Being Polite

While I was working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children. One day I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her shot.

"NO! NO! NO!" she screamed.

"Lizzie," her mother scolded. "That's not polite behavior."

At that, the girl yelled even louder, "NO, THANK YOU! NO, THANK YOU! NO, THANK YOU!"

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Delivery Suspicion

There was an unexpected knock on my door, and like I always do I first opened the peephole and asked, "Who's there?"

"Parcel post, ma'am. I have a package that needs a signature."

"Where's the package?" I asked suspiciously. The deliveryman held it up.

"Could I see some ID?" I said, still not convinced.

"Lady," he replied wearily, "if I wanted to break into your house, I'd probably just use these." And he pulled out the keys I had left in the door.

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