logo
g Text Version
Beauty & Self
Books & Music
Career
Computers
Education
Family
Food & Wine
Health & Fitness
Hobbies & Crafts
Home & Garden
Money
News & Politics
Relationships
Religion & Spirituality
Sports
Travel & Culture
TV & Movies

dailyclick
Bored? Games!
Nutrition
Postcards
Take a Quiz
Rate My Photo

new
Action Movies
Bible Basics
Houseplants
Romance Movies
Creativity
Family Travel
Southwest USA


dailyclick
All times in EST

Full Schedule
g
g Jokes & Riddles Site

BellaOnline's Jokes & Riddles Editor

g

Fun Thoughts about Aging

Guest Author - Victoria Abreo

Getting Older Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older.

One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in, "Yes, some times I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."

The third one responded, " Well, I'm glad I don't have that problem; knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them "That must be the door, I'll get it!"

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Is time creeping up on you? Here are some fun thoughts about moving into those golden years.

I'm not aging, I just need re-potting.

By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the fence!

"Genuine Antique Person," Been there, done that, can't remember!

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends - none of us can remember.

You know you're getting old when you stop to think and forget to start again.

I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully the first time.

I have a million dollar figure -- but it' all loose change!

God, if I can't be skinny, let all my friends be fat.

My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance. I cleaned my house yesterday, sure wish you could have seen it.

Our policy is to always blame the computer.

Take my advice, I'm not using it!

Discover Wildlife! Have Kids!

I love to give homemade gifts, ... umm, which one of the kids would you like?
This site needs an editor - click to learn more!

Add Fun+Thoughts+about+Aging to Twitter Add Fun+Thoughts+about+Aging to Facebook Add Fun+Thoughts+about+Aging to MySpace Add Fun+Thoughts+about+Aging to Del.icio.us Digg Fun+Thoughts+about+Aging Add Fun+Thoughts+about+Aging to Yahoo My Web Add Fun+Thoughts+about+Aging to Google Bookmarks Add Fun+Thoughts+about+Aging to Stumbleupon Add Fun+Thoughts+about+Aging to Reddit




RSS | Related Articles | Editor's Picks Articles | Top Ten Articles | Previous Features | Site Map


For FREE email updates, subscribe to the Jokes & Riddles Newsletter


Past Issues


print
Printer Friendly
bookmark
Bookmark
tell friend
Tell a Friend
forum
Forum
email
Email Editor


Content copyright © 2014 by Victoria Abreo. All rights reserved.
This content was written by Victoria Abreo. If you wish to use this content in any manner, you need written permission. Contact BellaOnline Administration for details.

g


g features
Archives | Site Map

forum
Forum
email
Contact

Past Issues
memberscenter


vote
Poetry
Daily
Weekly
Monthly
Less than Monthly



BellaOnline on Facebook
g


| About BellaOnline | Privacy Policy | Advertising | Become an Editor |
Website copyright © 2014 Minerva WebWorks LLC. All rights reserved.


BellaOnline Editor