General Humor
A Novel Idea 
I am told that a 98-year-old woman wrote this to her bank, and the bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Accident Reports
Accident insurance claim forms ask for a brief statement about how the accident happened. The forms can lead to some interesting explanations. Actual Instruction Labels- Consumer Goods
What would we do without them?.... Assorted Funnies
Elderly lady carjacking, 4-letter words, Air Plane Ride, and A married couple-going out. Code of Ethical Patient Behavior (joke)
Be cheerful at all times. Your doctor leads a busy and trying life and
requires all the gentleness and reassurance he can get.
Employee Performance Evolutions
Quotes are from actual employee performance evolutions: Funny, How To Stay Stressed
Although the De Anza Health Office has long been an advocate of stress management, They have come to the following conclusion: YOU ALL WANT TO STAY STRESSED! The following provides you with a few reasons why.
Marines Training
Letter From A Farm Kid- Who Joined The Marines.
More Funny Quotes For Your Enjoyment.
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
- Jennifer Unlimited
Never Trust an Old Lady
An old lady gets pulled over for speeding... New York City Driving Rules !
Turn signals will give away your next move. A real Long Island driver never uses them. Oil Change Instructions
An oil change can be easy and simple or as complicated as you are willing to make it! Outrunning A Ghost
Funny story of two guys trying to out run a ghost. Personality Based on Newspaper Read
Here´s a fun look at the personalities of different people, based on which newspaper they choose to read. Quite funny! Real Excerpts from Court Cases
These are real funny excerpts from atual court cases. The 5 Stages Of Drunkenness
Stage 1 - SMART, Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING, Stage 3 - RICH, Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF, Stage 5 - INVISIBLE The Correct Way to Call the Police (Not Really)
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, phoned the police, who asked, "Is an intruder in your house?" The FBI Loonies
Funny telephone conversation between FBI agent and the Pizza man. The Soap Story
Attached is correspondence reportedly sent between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests. The unnamed London hotel submitted this to The Sunday Times. Words Women Use
This tongue-in-cheek list helps define the various words and phrases women use - and how they should actually be interpreted!
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