Everybody knows how awful school lunches can be! Here are some great jokes to use the next time you're in the school cafeteria.

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your lettuce?
Finding half a caterpillar!

Student: I don't like cheese with holes.
Cook: Well just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of your plate!

Did you hear about the mean cook?
She beat the eggs and whipped the cream!