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Knock-Knock Monday #7
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Here’s this week’s Official BellaOnline Knock-Knock Monday #7 for your reading pleasure!

This week I want to share with you a fun website that is entertaining, comforting as well as practical in giving you advice on finding happiness in life. So, with that said, on to our favorite Knock-Knock jokes:

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock-knock joke than this!

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Veal chop.
Veal chop who?
Veal chop around and see what bargains vee can pick up!

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five…

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You know you love it - but I’ll stop … And now this week’s corny joke:

One day three men were standing in line at the Pearly Gates waiting to get into heaven.

Saint Peter was at the gate and said, “However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven.”

The first guy comes up to the gate and says, “I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her.”

So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.

The next man comes up and says, “I cheated on my wife a little but I still love her very much.”

So St. Peter gives him a mustang and he drives off into Heaven.

The next guy comes up and said, “I cheated on my wife a lot.”

So St. Peter gives him a scooter.

The next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and saw the guy who got the Rolls Royce parked on the side of the road crying hysterically.

“Why are you crying when you have such a nice car?” Scooter Guy asks.

And Rolls Royce Guy sobs, “My wife just went by on roller skates!”


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And now on to this week’s favorite website.

I discovered this site a year ago when my life was going well but I felt could be going better. This site really made some great points about not just living your life, but living it the way you want to:

www.happiness-project.com

The writer of this site’s content is Gretchen Rubin and her insights and honesty are so refreshing in this blog-a-second world.

One of my favorite features is Wednesday Tip Day in which Gretchen features a list of helpful tips for finding and creating happiness in your life.

Many of us are living our lives as best as we can at the moment. We enjoy things, we feel at peace most times, we are financially stable mostly, our families seem okay -- but every now and then a thought comes up that asks, “Yeah, you’ve got all that, but are you happy?”

Happy. It’s a loaded word for sure. It could be because each of must define it for ourselves; the world cannot do it for us even though it seems there’s never a lack of trying.

When I first made the conscious decision to actually incorporate happiness into my life I found the first step flabbergasting. What is happiness? Do I already have it but am failing to appreciate it? If I don’t have it, then why?

For most of us, happiness comes down to a personal alchemy composed of so many elements that we find it difficult if not impossible to see the forest for the trees.

But The Happiness Project can help you change that for yourself. It certainly helped me to be able to better see those things in this world that really do help me to feel happier and I believe it can for you too.


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