It's Knock-Knock Monday Devoted BellaOnline Readers! In continuing a tradition which began in the late 1700's, the Quotations site here at BellaOnline will conduct a Knock-knock Monday where a fabulous array of hilarious, funny, humorous, side-splitting, laugh-a-thon of knock-knock jokes will fill your head with witty puns and your heart with reverie!
And so with that in mind ...
Here's this week's list of "A Twisted Name" Knock-Knock Jokes:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bud.
Bud who?
Bud sweat n' tears.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Keanu.
Keanu who?
Keanu let me in, it's cold out here!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Maida.
Maida who?
Maida force be with you!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron on the side of caution!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Thaddeus.
Thaddeus who?
To be or not to be, Thaddeus the question.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Leland.
Leland who?
Le-land of the free and le-home of the le-brave!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bart.
Bart who?
Bart up the wrong tree!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Lionel bite you if you put your head in its mouth!!!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Uriah.
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball!
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You know you love it! But I’ll stop anyway ...
Since it’s the beginning of the week, Dear Reader, I thought it might be a cool thing if I shared some of my favorite funny, entertaining, or just plain cool websites with you each week. You can wait until the boss goes to that meeting then check them out!
And don’t worry, none of them will be adult-oriented or racy and none will be TOO vulgar maybe – after all, vulgarity is in the eye of the beholder! And I’m not trying to sell you anything even though some of the sites will be shopping oriented. I just like to share things that I love because like a great quote, sharing things that you love makes them even more enjoyable!
So with that in mind, here's a fun website I found when I was doing research on female images in the media a few years ago. It’s a site devoted to old advertisements from way back when, like the 1920's and on.
Some of the ads are hilarious but some are just downright creepy.
And a hint - you’ve GOT to find the ad for Lysol ... who knew?
Here’s the address for the site which is called Weird-O-Matic:
http://www.weirdomatic.com/creepy-ads.html
Check it out and let me know what you think!
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