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Fireworks Jokes

Guest Author - Lisa Shea

The fourth of July is here! Here are some fun jokes about fireworks to entertain friends and family with.

Chinese man to American man:
"You are not us clever as us. We discovered gunpowder and used it for fireworks. You used it in guns."

You might be a redneck if...
your lifelong goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
A: DINOMITE!




A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

"You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it."

"Oh yes dear, what happened ?"

"I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks."

"Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?"

"Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."




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