AGE / DRINK ...
17 - Wine Coolers
25 - White wine
35 - Red wine
48 - Dom Perignon
66 - Ensure
EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES ...
17 - Need to wash my hair
25 - Need to wash and condition my hair
35 - Need to color my hair
48 - Need to have Francois color my hair
66 - Need to have Francois color my wig
FAVORITE SPORT ...
17 - shopping
25 - shopping
35 - shopping
48 - shopping
66 - shopping
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE ...
17 - Burger King
25 - Free meal
35 - A diamond
48 - A bigger diamond
66 - Home Alone
FAVORITE FANTASY ...
17 - tall, dark, and handsome
25 - tall, dark, and handsome with money
35 - tall, dark, and handsome with money and a brain
48 - a man with hair
66 - a man
HOUSE PET ...
17 - Muffy the cat
25 - Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35 - Irish Setter and Muffy the Cat
48 - Children from first marriage and Muffy the Cat
66 - Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat
WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?...
17 - 17
25 - 25
35 - 35
48 - 48
66 - 66
IDEAL DATE ...
17 - He offers to pay
25 - He pays
35 - He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 - He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 - He can chew breakfast
-- Author Unknown
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