- Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
- The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.
- Crying can be fun.
- FAT CLOTHES.
- A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch.
- Why discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.
- The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
- A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
- Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
- OTHER WOMEN!
WOMEN'S BUMPER STICKERS
- So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.
- God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends.
- If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going!
- My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips.
- Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.
- Coffee, Chocolate, Men. . . Some Things Are Just Better Rich
- Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen.
- If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen.
- Dinner Is Ready When The Smoke Alarm Goes Off.
- I'm Out Of Estrogen - And I Have A Gun.
- Guys Have Feelings Too. But Like ... Who Cares?
- Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes.
- And Your Point Is...?
- Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It.
- Of Course I Don't Look Busy...I Did It Right The First Time
- Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win.
- You Have The Right To Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up!
- All Stressed Out And No One To Choke.
- I'm One Of Those Bad Things That Happen To Good People.
- How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
- Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not.
- If We Are What We Eat, I'm Fast, Cheap And Easy.
- Don't Upset Me! I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.
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