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New Voice Mail for School
Guest Author - Victoria Abreo

We have employed a new voice mail system and
would like the staff to have knowledge of how it operates.
When you are dialing school, please call______________.

You will then be answered by a cheery voice from us that
will give you a menu of options to meet your needs.

These are:

To lie about why your child is absent Press 1

To make excuses for why your child did not do his work Press 2

To complain about what we do Press 3

To cuss out staff members Press 4

To ask why you didn't get needed information that was in your newsletter
and several bulletins mailed to you Press 5

If you want us to raise your child Press 6

If you want to reach out and touch, slap, or hit someone Press 7

If you really have an emergency, dial 9-1-1 because all these other lines
will be busy.






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This content was written by Victoria Abreo. If you wish to use this content in any manner, you need written permission. Contact BellaOnline Administration for details.

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