• Can listen to the same knock-knock joke 27 times without hollering "Nobody's Home!"

• Will be a Scrabble partner with a kid who thinks "cookie" begins with "k."

• Will unwind 56 feet of toilet paper so her little darling can have the empty roll... to make a Mother's Day present.

• Knows the location of every drive-through window in town.

• Knows the exact temperature a crayon will melt on the dashboard.

• Will try to hide a leafy green vegetable in a cookie.

• Knows the secret to happy grocery shopping with a toddler...visit the bakery aisle first and plug his lips with a big cream horn.

• Can cherish the 1,000th bleating of "Twinkle, Twinkle" from a budding violinist.

• Will show up at work wearing Mickey Mouse stickers on her posterior.

• Sees a Picasso in those scribbles decorating the fridge.

• Knows all the verses to "This Old Man."

• Can deal out emergency lunch money from the dryer lint filter.

• Can find her last good pair of panty hose hitching a wagon to a tricycle.

• Knows the sure-fire way to get three kids to eat carrots. buy two carrots.

• Is limber enough to wrestle a fitted sheet onto the top bunk bed.

• Invests fifty dollars in stale macaroons to help send the French Club to Disneyland.

• Will attempt to grow hydroponic tomatoes in one night for a last- minute science project.

• Can see across town and locate a missing shoe from her office desk phone.

• Can switch from cook to catcher in an instant.

• Has a bathtub that's filled with little yellow duckies.

• Seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.

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