Here's this week's knock-knock joke fix! Also, this week I want to share with you an absolutely fantastic website that shows you something cool, interesting, or hilarious on the internet.
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Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing right now!
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Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Missouri!
Missouri who?
Missouri loves company!
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And for a little something different ... Monday’s Corny Joke:
“Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark Chapter 17,” a minister told his congregation.
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark Chapter 17. Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, “I see,” the minister said softly, and then he smiled and held his arms open wide. “Beloved flock, Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.”
Isn’t that great?!
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Now on to one of my favorite things in life. Every day I get an email from a website called Very Short List or VSL at:
http://www.veryshortlist.com/home/
One of the things I love doing in life is snooping around the internet for funny or interesting things that I normally, in my day to day living, would not be aware of or have even heard about.
But you know how enormous the internet is and how much garbage content there is as well as porno-oriented stuff which I have no interest in. And so many times when I had a moment to peck around in the virtual realm I came up empty-handed.
Well, no more thanks to Very Short List!
What VSL does is scope out the vast internet for you and then email you a very brief but informative paragraph about the site along with a link to it. This sounds simple and rather mundane doesn’t it? I thought so too - until I checked out their website.
At their website you will find so many fascinating, funny, and downright odd things you’ll never be bored online again. And if you sign up for their daily email you’ll find this even more true.
I trust this site and know that they don’t spam or share your email with anyone.
One example of a site they recommended was so hilarious I nearly popped a stitch when I went to it. And I would never have found it without VSL’s help.
Here's a good example of what you'll find at VSL's site. Here is a story from the Florida Sentinel newspaper about album covers from the 1970’s and 1980’s from music artists that, shall we politely say, were on the ‘D’ list.
The photos of the album covers are so incredibly bad you will weep with laughter. I have this site bookmarked and whenever I’m in a bad mood I go there and it always puts me in a better mood. I think you’re going to like it too:
http://www.veryshortlist.com/vsl/daily.cfm/review/471/Website/worst-album-cover-ever/?tp
Check it out and let me know what you think!
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