FACTS ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
- To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
- Married men live longer than single men.
- But married men are a lot more willing to die.
- Any married man should forget his mistakes.
- No sense two people remembering the same thing.
- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
- Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
- A woman has the last word in any argument.
- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
~~ Author Unknown ~~