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Quotes About Those Wonderful Women
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    You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
    ~ Erica Jong

    A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
    ~ Rudyard Kipling

    At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.'
    ~ Mark Klein

    Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
    ~ Groucho Marx

    A man is called a good fellow for doing things which, if done by a woman, would land her in a lunatic asylum.
    ~ Henry Louis Mencken

    No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not.
    ~ Henry Louis Mencken

    I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
    ~ David Niven

    If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
    ~ Aristotle Onassis

    I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.
    ~ Peter O'Toole

    Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
    ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

    Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
    ~ Rita Rudner

    Kindness in women, not their beauteous looks, shall win my love.
    ~ William Shakespeare

    Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the common sense reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, a woman's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
    ~ Gloria Steinem

    Given the expectations of society at large, men are generally correct in their assumption that it is important for a woman to have a man. What they do not understand is how pathetically little difference it makes WHAT man.
    ~ Gloria Steinen

    There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse.
    ~ Laurence Sterne

    Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
    ~ Barbara Streisand

    Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
    ~ Alfred Lord Tennyson

    'Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel.
    ~ William Makepeace Thackeray

    From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.
    ~ Sophie Tucker

    When women go wrong, men go right after them.
    ~ Mae West

    I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
    ~ Rebecca West

    Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
    ~ Charlotte Whitton

    Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other womens' husbands.
    ~ Oscar Wilde

    I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.
    ~ Virginia Woolf


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