You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
~ Erica Jong

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
~ Rudyard Kipling

At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.'
~ Mark Klein

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
~ Groucho Marx

A man is called a good fellow for doing things which, if done by a woman, would land her in a lunatic asylum.
~ Henry Louis Mencken

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not.
~ Henry Louis Mencken

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
~ David Niven

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
~ Aristotle Onassis

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit.
~ Peter O'Toole

Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
~ Eleanor Roosevelt

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
~ Rita Rudner

Kindness in women, not their beauteous looks, shall win my love.
~ William Shakespeare

Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the common sense reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, a woman's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
~ Gloria Steinem

Given the expectations of society at large, men are generally correct in their assumption that it is important for a woman to have a man. What they do not understand is how pathetically little difference it makes WHAT man.
~ Gloria Steinen

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse.
~ Laurence Sterne

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
~ Barbara Streisand

Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
~ Alfred Lord Tennyson

'Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel.
~ William Makepeace Thackeray

From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash.
~ Sophie Tucker

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
~ Mae West

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
~ Rebecca West

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
~ Charlotte Whitton

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other womens' husbands.
~ Oscar Wilde

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.
~ Virginia Woolf