HOW MEN AND DOGS ARE ALIKE
- take up too much space on the bed.
- have irrational fears about vacuum cleaners.
- are threatened by their own kind.
- mark their territory.
- are suspicious of the postman.
- are bad at asking you questions.
- pass gas shamelessly.
- like dominance games.
- tend to smell riper with age.
- of them tells you what's bothering them.
- of them does dishes.
- of them notice when you get your hair cut.
- knows how to talk on the telephone.
- understands what you see in cats.
- The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
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