The Perfect Husband
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "Really, go for it?"
WOMAN: "Thank you honey"
MAN: " Make sure you get it with all the options!"
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who’s this phone belongs to?"
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