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Here’s this week’s Official BellaOnline Knock-Knock Monday #8 for your reading pleasure! This week I want to share with you a fun website that is entertaining as well as practical in giving you advice on traveling this big world. So, with that said, on to a few favorite Knock-Knock jokes:

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Abbey !
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the nose!

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!

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You know you love it - but I’ll stop anyway … And now this week’s corny joke:

Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building.

The Italian guy opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says, "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"

The Chinese guy opens his lunch box to find rice and says, "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"

The Blonde guy opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says, "Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time I'm going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"

So the next day they all got the same thing for lunch and so they jumped off the building to their deaths.

That weekend at the funeral, the Italian and Chinese guys' wives are crying and saying, "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me."

And as the two wives stare at the Blonde guy's wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husband's death to which she replies, "Don't look at me, he always packed his own lunch."


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And now on to this week’s favorite website.

I discovered this site a few years ago when I wanted to begin traveling more and seeing more of the world but hesitant to do it on my own with my young son in tow. Enter this website which not only solved all of my travel problems and worries but introduced me to some of the coolest people I've ever known:

http://www.journeywoman.com/

As the name implies, this site specializes in helping women travel in this world in a safer and more comfortable way than if they were to go it alone. Whether you're a veteran wanderer or a newbie like me, this site offers something fro every traveler.

You can get travel advice on the discussion boards, travel tips from seasoned veterans of the road, and tons of information about nearly destination on this planet.

You can sign up for the newsletter and get travel tips and announcements on travel specials that are going on.

So make this summer one in which you go out of the comfort zone a little and get out there!

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