Fifteen Things To Remember

Guest Author - Danielle Hollister

You should not confuse
your career with your life.
No matter what happens,
somebody will find a way
to take it too serious.
When trouble arises
and things look bad,
there is always one individual
who perceives a solution
and is willing to take command.
Very often that person is crazy.
Nobody cares if you dance well.
Just get up and dance.
Never, ever, ever
lick a steak knife.
Take out the fortune
before you eat the cookie.
One of the most powerful
forces in the universe is gossip.
You will never find anyone
who can give you a clear
and compelling reason why
we observe daylight savings time.
There comes a time
when you should stop
expecting other people
to make a big deal
out of your birthday.
That time is age eleven.
The one thing that unites
all human beings,
regardless of age, gender, religion,
economic status or ethnic background,
is that, deep down inside,
we ALL believe we are
above average drivers.
The main accomplishment
of almost all organized protests
is to annoy the people
who are not in them.
A person who is nice to you
but rude to a waiter
is not a nice person.
Never, under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill and a laxative
at the same time.
There is a fine line between
"HOBBY" and "MENTAL ILLNESS".
If you want something to happen,
Start a rumor.

~~ Author Unknown ~~

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