It's Knock-Knock Monday #11! This week I want to share with you my favorite weight loss website. So, on to our favorite Knock-Knock jokes and because so many of you begged for it, there’s only two this week …
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dexter.
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Karim.
Karim who?
Karim of the crop!
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And on we go to this week’s corny joke, a silly list of facts about work that we all know are true:
MURPHY'S LAW AT WORK
- A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
- Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
- The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
- You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
- Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in and say nothing about the other.
- When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
- There will always be junk food wrappers and beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.
- Everything can be filed under miscellaneous.
- Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
- Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.
- Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
- The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong until the next person quits or is fired.
- To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.
~ A BIG thanks to the folks at murphy's law dot com!
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This week’s website recommendation is all about weight loss. The good, the bad, and the ugly and it’s chock full of sound, practical advice:
http://www.3fatchicks.com/
Now, as a Weight Loss War veteran, battle scarred and weary, I came across this site a year ago and was intrigued. I read through a few articles and then a wonderful thing happened -- I found the forum:
http://www.3fatchicks.com/forum
This is one of the very best weight loss forums on the internet, hands down.
Headings for discussion topics include --
* Success Stories - which are all so inspiring and fascinating
* Support - which has topics like Depression and Dieting where dieters talk about how depression affects their weight loss work and Dieting with Obstacles where forum members discuss the problems they come across on their weight loss journeys
* Diet Central - where dieters speak about all of the various popular diet plans and some not so popular and the results
There are many other topics covered, all with great discussion and interesting stories and advice. So if you’re inclined or are engaging in your own dieting journey, check out 3 Fat Chicks on A Diet -- it’s a worthy website.
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