• A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" because he was breathing.

• Medical research money would be spent on birth control methods for men.

• Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.

• Baby-sitting, doing dishes and making beds would be considered "Macho".

• The hem of men's pants would go up or down depending on the economy.

• Men would be forced to purchase overpriced clothes every season.

• Minnie Mouse would get equal billing with Mickey.

• The ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds for women.

• Overweight men would be encouraged to wear girdles.

• PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

• Men would come with papers showing their true identity, marital and employment status, if they live with their mother, and whether they have had their shots.

• Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

• Men would get reputations for sleeping around.

• "Ms Magazine" would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad males.

• Men who designed women's shoes would be forced to wear them.

• Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime.

• Men would be as attentive AFTER marriage as they were before.

• Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for no credit.

• Little girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks".

• Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make.

• Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.

• Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures.

• Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.

• Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.

• Men would pay as much attention to their women as their cars.

• All toilet seats would be nailed down.

• Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.

• TV news segments on sports would never run longer than one minute.

• All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.

• Men would have their wedding rings permanently attached so they can't pretend to be single.

• During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year old boys.

• Men would learn phrases like:
  

  1. I'm sorry

  2. I love you

  3. You're beautiful

  4. Of course you don't look fat in that outfit

  5. Go to sleep-I'll take care of the baby

-- Author Unknown

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