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A Teenager Is...

Guest Author - Victoria Abreo

A Teenager Is...

...someone who can't remember to walk the dog each day but never forgets a phone number he heard once.

...a weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast.

...someone who receives her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.

...someone who can pick out the voice of a friend from three blocks away, but can't hear his mother calling from the next room.

...a computer whiz who can operate any new gadget within seconds but can't make the bed.

...a connoisseur of two types of fine music: loud and very loud.

...a person who can bike for miles but is usually too tired to help with the dishes.

...a romantic who never falls in love more than twice a week.

...your own reality show but with fewer commercials.

...painfully funny at many times. At other times a teenager is just painful.

...someone who will pitch in and help clean every room in the house, as long as it's the neighbor's house.

Source: Mark Mail, mrhumor.net
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