Forget about plain and boring Christmas decorations and gifts. You can fill your home with Christmas novelties, or purchase them as gifts to share with your fun-loving friends and family.


Bathroom Novelties for Christmas

Decorations for the bathroom at Christmas time often extend to a few odd statues or garlands that are just to small to fit anywhere else. Consider replacing the bathroom towels with red and green towels, or another set of colors that compliments your holiday decor.

A trio of holiday candles looks nice on a bathroom counter top. use caution, however, when placing candles on the back of a toilet seat. Your long-haired guests will thank you.

A Singing toilet paper dispenser can make visits to the potty a lot more festive. This gadget sits inside the toilet paper roll and is activated by motion. It makes a great gift, too.

Novelty Christmas Music

What can be more festive than listening to Christmas Carols while trimming the tree? The Dr. Demento Presents: Greatest Christmas Novelty CD has all the best offbeat holiday tunes. The coolest thing about ordering music online is that quite often, you get to listen to a preview first, I was surprised to see each of the song clips were available on Amazon, so I could listen before I purchased.


Novelty Table Decor

Funny holiday items, like Reindeer poop or a Bullsh*t Button can bring some real life humor to your next family gathering. Next time uncle Henry goes overboard with his tall tales, just press the Bullsh*t Button. It's not likely that he'll stop, but you'll feel better and everyone in the room will get a kick out of it. They make good gifts, too. You might also want to try the Sarcastic Ball.