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July 13 2007 Senior Issues Newsletter

Today is Friday, July 13, 2007. This is the 194th day of the year with only 171 more to go!

Morning stars: Mercury, Mars, Neptune and Uranus
Evening stars: Jupiter, Venus and Saturn.

Quote of the Week
“There are only two ways to live your life. One
is as though nothing is a miracle. The other
is as though everything is a miracle."
-- Albert Einstein

Tip of The Week
It’s a myth that it takes more electricity to turn a lightbulb on and off (no matter whether it’s incandescent or florescent) than it does to leave it on. Studies have shown that unless you are leaving a room for fewer than 20 seconds, it’s always better to turn the light off in order to save money. (Thank you, Mythbusters).

Joke of the Week

One day, St. Peter and Satan were having an argument about baseball.

Satan proposed that a game be played between a select team from the heavenly
host and his own hand-picked boys.

"Very well," said St. Peter. "But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the good
players and the best coaches."

"I know," Satan answered, unperturbed, "But, we've got all the umpires."

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