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Famous Marriage Quotations

Guest Author - Danielle Hollister

  1. "There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again."--
    Clint Eastwood

  2. "They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. "--
    Clint Eastwood

  3. "Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed."--
    Albert Einstein

  4. "A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."--
    Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  5. "In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'."--
    Sam Ewing (June 1994, National Enquirer)

  6. "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. "
    -- Benjamin Franklin

  7. "You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife? "
    -- Benjamin Franklin

  8. "Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage."--
    Benjamin Franklin

  9. "Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love. "
    -- French saying

  10. "Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye. "
    -- Thomas Fuller

  11. "More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed. "
    -- Thomas Fuller

  12. "A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished. "
    -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

  13. "I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. "
    -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

  14. "A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it."--
    Zsa Zsa Gabor

  15. "A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished."--
    Zsa Zsa Gabor

  16. "Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind. "
    -- James Graham

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  17. "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. "
    -- Lewis Grizzard

  18. "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. "
    -- Katharine Hepburn

  19. "Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony. "
    -- Oliver Herford

  20. "Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. "
    -- John Heywood

  21. "Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. "--
    Lisa Hoffman

  22. "There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. "
    -- Homer

  23. "For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone. "
    -- Edgar Watson Howe

  24. "It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones! "--
    Richard Jeni

  25. "It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off! "
    -- Douglas Jerold

  26. "Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. "
    -- Samuel Johnson

  27. "It is so far from being natural for a man and woman to live in a state of marriage, that we find all the motives which they have for remaining in that connection, and the restraints which civilised society imposes to prevent separation, are hardly sufficient to keep them together. "
    -- Samuel Johnson

  28. "After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."--
    Hemant Joshi

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  29. "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. "--
    Max Kauffmann

  30. "Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. "
    -- Jean Kerr

  31. "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. "
    -- Sam Kinison

  32. " A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage."--
    Marvin Kitman

  33. "Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. "
    -- F. M. Knowles

  34. "Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. "
    -- Stephen Leacock

  35. "I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me. "
    -- Abraham Lincoln

  36. "Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. "
    -- John Lyly

  37. "I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. "
    -- Dick Martin

  38. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. "
    -- Groucho Marx

  39. "Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does. "
    -- Groucho Marx

  40. "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. "
    -- Jackie Mason

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  41. "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. "
    -- James Holt McGavran

  42. "When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason."--
    Molly McGee

  43. "Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful. "
    -- Phyllis McGinley

  44. "Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. "
    -- Langdon Mitchell

  45. "Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. "
    -- Michel de Montaigne

  46. "Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end of a love affair or else when the sweet emotions of love lead us into marriage and then turn down their flames. "
    -- Thomas Moore

  47. "Marriage is an Athenic weaving together of families, of two souls with their individual fates and destinies, of time and eternity --everyday life married to the timeless mysteries of the soul. "
    -- Thomas Moore

  48. " I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. "--
    Patrick Murray

  49. "Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death. "--
    Mike Myers

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