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January 6 2005 Beer and Brewing Newsletter

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The Pleasures of Beer - A Woman's Passion
Women are passionate creatures by nature. The discovery of beer, and all the pleasures related to it, is one of delight and exhilaration!
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Beer Fox Tip of the Week:

Paring beer with foods is fun and satisfying.  When eating pastrami or spicy sausages, you may find the bittersweet characteristics of Rye Beer to be quite satisfying.  Terrapin Beer Company out of Athens, Georgia brews a delicious Rye brew.  Slightly smoky and spicy!

Beer Fox Laugh of the Week:

Beer drinking symptoms and antidotes -

SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself lashed to the bar.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

Craft Brew of the Week Award:

Rare Vos, Brewery Ommegang, Cooperstown, New York

Style - Belgian Pale Ale

Coppery amber color and rich creamy head and delicate lacing.  Spicy flavors of orange blossoms and caramel malt.  Bottle conditioned. Beautiful champagne-corked styling!


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Carolyn Smagalski, Beer and Brewing Editor 

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