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October 10 2005 Beer and Brewing Newsletter

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Guinness Storehouse Archives American Stout Lover
On September 29, 2005, An American's footprints were set in stone as a part of the Guinness chronicles.
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Beer Fox Tip of the Week:

You've seen those silly fanny packs - not actually silly if you need to carry personal items or money, hands-free.  Perhaps you even own one - and wear it proudly.

Celebrate the joy of human innovation!  The new Hopsholster Original allows you to carry 6 cans of beer, fanny-pack style, in hands-free comfort:
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The Bottlesuit is a great little bottle cover that zips closed to keep your favorite beer cold, with the added benefit of protecting the brew from the warmth of your hands:
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Retro is in style!  For a flashback into the historical past, check out RetroDudz - clothing with vintage beer logos and the high quality of today's snappy, easy-care fabrics:

Beer Fox Laugh of the Week:

If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.
If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.
If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.

If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.
If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.
If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he'd be Boog Alou.
If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.

Nog (Quark's brother on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.

If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan Hale, she'd be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale.

If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean the actor, King Oscar of Norway, Louis B. Mayer of MGM, and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

Beer News:

What group has not brainstormed about how best to raise money for a worthy charity?  Take a lesson from the Lady Nelson Trafalgar 200 Grand Charity Auction held in Nelson, New Zealand this past weekend.

The practical "Dinners for Two" and boat cruises brought in a fair amount of interested bidders, but the thing that got the place jumping was a little case (12 bottles) of hand-crafted homemade ginger beer brewed by MP Nick Smith of Nelson.  The beer brought in a hefty sum and helped contribute to the $6,000 raised for the Nelson Region Hospice Trust and Nelson Cancer Society.

Craft Brew of the Week Award:

Ipswich Dark Ale - Mercury Brewing Co. Inc., Ipswich, Massachusetts, USA

Style - American Brown Ale

Deep brown body, brushed hazy like nighttime madness, with a creamy, ample head and spotty lacing.  Aroma rises to the nose, filling it with malty notes of roasted caramel and fruity sweetness.  A yeasty fresh bread characteristic is touched with lemon citrus, pine, and fresh orange rind. Bitterness hovers above, but never overpowers the smooth mouthfeel.  Finishes round.


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Carolyn Smagalski, Beer and Brewing Editor 

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