Guest Author - The Futile Existence

"My name is Vash the Stampede" searching for peace, meditating every morning on life and love. Very bizarre birds fly off and he eats an egg! He is trying to teach the kids peace. Peaceful music. "Chasing the mayfly known as love."

Eileen? You look like my poor, dead girlfriend. He tries to have lunch with her and she slaps him. It turns out his blood was ketchup. The girls yell at him for just playing with kids all day. Neil, a young kid is being a loner. It turns out his mom is a pretty oriental girl and Wolf is helping out.

You get a flashback of Wolf entering the restaurant and seeing loansharks - the dad left and left the debt behind. It turns out there's a quick draw tournament, prize 50k double dollars. Wolf wants Vash to enter and win the money for the family.

The tournament officials are worried that a "Vash" has entered but figure it's a fake. Wolf and Vash sit drinking whiskey in the hotel room. The girls come in too. The cat is outside with gigantic eyes while Millie goes wild inside!

The next day, a bus shows up with lots of gunslingers. It turns out they drank 'a few gallons' of alcohol last night. Now Vash tries to shoot the bottles and gets them all with amazing skill even though he's very drunk. Wolf does equally well. Now it's live combat. You see a series of matches with Vash and Wolf wounding everyone.

Wolf is asked to eliminate Vash in return for the safety of the family and the bad guy will give Wolf 30 billion double-dollars. So the two face each other. Wolf actually tries to kill Vash saying "We all have to make a few sacrifices". They both fall down and gunslingers pop out of the woodwork to finish them off. It turns out neither is dead and they take out the bad guys.

Wolf pops open the cross and it is FULL of guns and he blasts away while everyone looks on with wide eyed wonder. Wolf yells out "I won't let any more children suffer!"

Now the kids are playing with Wolf while Vash helps out in the restaurant. Suddenly dad comes back again, and at the end, Vash and Wolf are attacked by the kids while the cat sleeps on the window, saying "Meow".

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One of the funniest ones, big eyes ...



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