Guest Author - Gina Cowley
OMG!! I heard his wife has known about the affair for two years since he confessed it to her. How dare he not inform the country then!! And still, she was going to let him run for president?? Isn’t that like treason or something? And she’s sick. I mean really sick. And the woman he supposedly had the affair with – was planning on marrying him someday and now she’s refused paternity testing on the baby. We might never know. Don’t you remember the one president’s affair? The one where no sex was involved but they had that blue dress plastered all over the news for weeks? He ended up being impeached! And the Supreme Court totally ruled that a sitting president can be sued for sex stuff. How embarrassing was that? The chick that sued him totally waited on purpose until he was president. She ended up posing for Playboy and Penthouse I think. I felt so sorry for his wife. I think he must be some kind of adrenaline junkie, but those Europeans apparently super love him. I hear his book did very well there. So, his wife decides she wants to run for president and he is so helping her. I think she made him president, so that she could be president. It must be true love, because they’re still together and he’s always telling her he loves her on TV when she’s speaking. The camera picks it up. It is so sweet. I hope their daughter’s not all screwed up. Anyway, she did not get the party nod. That’s what she gets for pissing off Anna Wintour. She so should’ve ok’d the Vogue spread. The guy that beat her, yea…..the black guy, well, he’s not really black, his mom’s white. He was raised by his white grandparents. He looks black. How much black makes you black? How much white makes you white? I guess technically he’s a mulatto. Am I allowed to say that? “Mulatto?” What box do you check for that on forms and stuff? “Other?” Anyway, his wife apparently has never been proud to be an American. That’s what I heard. Do you think it would bug her, living in the “White” House?? If he wins, I mean. Someone said the other day he picked “the man” to be his running mate. I don’t get it. Did you know the guy running against him, the super white headed dude, also had an affair? He does not like to talk about it. He only likes to talk about when he was a prisoner of war. Well, the chick he’s married to now, who will be the first lady if he wins, is the woman he had his affair with. That’s what I heard. Does it still count as an affair if you marry your paramour and have kids with her??? Just curious. He also chose his running mate - a woman. Some governor from a cold state no one knew anything about?? Were there not any super feminine congresswomen that we know to choose from? Smart of him though, since the other side has the “black/white/mulatto/other” dude. He probably wants to get some of the eighteen million votes whatsherface got during the primaries. And get this - her seventeen year old daughter is preggers. Five months. Not married. There was a rumor going around that a baby in the family is actually her daughter’s baby, but was adopted by the parents!!!! I don’t think it’s true. Bet they spin the pregnancy when that whole abortion issue comes up again like it always does. I saw a picture of her and noticed no baby bump. Maybe they’ll put her on the cover of OK magazine like they did Brittany Spears’ little sister. How much more can teen pregnancy be glorified than having a seventeen year old baby’s mama’s mama in DC? That so made me mad that people got on Brittany Spears’ little sister like that. You know? Now everyone’s like “oh, we have a right to know everything - it’s a moral issue." I mean, if she can’t parent her daughter, what hope is there for the country?? True? Isn’t the current vice president’s daughter gay? Has that affected international or domestic policy in some way that we should know about??? And didn’t he shoot someone?
I wonder what Condi Rice is doing?
