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Funny New Years Quotes and Poems
Itís that time of year, the New Year, that is. Here is a short collection of quotes and poems, most of them funny. So, please take some time to enjoy the quotes and poems. Youíre sure to find at least one that will make you smile or warm your heart.
ďNew Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.Ē ~ Jay Leno, as quoted by BusinessPundit.com.
ďYouth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.Ē ~ Bill Vaughan
ďMany people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.Ē ~ Unknown
ďBlessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.Ē ~ Anonymous
ďA New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. ď ~ Anonymous
Iím writing this in a state of shock,
Watching the clockótick tock, tick tock,
Advancing, approaching, relentlessly,
A brand new year; Oh, can it be?
The calendar says the same thing, too;
Time races, vanishes for me; Boo hoo!
No, wait! If time flies, Iím having fun!
A year of fun! Itís gone! Itís done!
I now embrace the blur of time,
Because it simply means that Iím
Too busy with pleasure, joy, delight
To mourn the passing daysí swift flight.
So Iím wishing you fast, happy days,
Pleasuring you in myriad ways,
Filled with happiness and cheer,
Oh Happy, Happy Bright New Year!
By Joanna Fuchs
The New Yearís Eve Party
The new year is coming; the party is near.
Iím sure looking forward to lots of good cheer.
Iíll be all dressed up in my snazziest best,
So I wonít disappear in the crowd like the rest.
I rap on the door and it opens to screams;
There are several guys hanging from high ceiling beams.
The guy in the lampshade looks ready to go,
As the girl on his shoulders shouts, "Giddy-up Joe!"
I walk right on in to be one of the throng,
And they yell out my name while they bang a brass gong.
We laugh and we frolic, we dance and we sing,
(Is that my grandmother out there on the swing?)
This party is great, and the New Year looks bright.
Well, thatís how I dreamed it, while sleeping last night.
Iím thinking about you and wish you were here,
So Iím sending this poem to say Happy New Year!
By Karl and Joanna Fuchs
"A good resolution is like an old horse, which is often saddled but rarely ridden." ~ Mexican Proverb
"This year let's resolve to make better bad decisions" ~ Unknown
Have a happy and prosperous New Year!
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