Now that the holidays are over, the world of brawn and power grasps our attention. Although we girls may roll our eyes at the very mention of Super Bowl Divisional Playoffs and Conference Championships, those tight buns and broad shoulders are hard for a woman to resist. Our outward dislike of being forced to watch the game is enough to subdue any pangs of jealousy our men would normally experience, had they thought we might actually enjoy the view.
At least four teams in the Divisional Playoffs have been underdogs in the season ending in early 2009, moving up from behind into the winners circle - the Ravens with their rookie quarterback, the Cardinals winning a wild card round against the Falcons, the Eagles in place because the Bears fell in the heat of Houston, and the Chargers, propelled forward when the Broncos lost their steam. Some might think there are better teams, but desire is the great motivator that creates champions.
Beer cellars across the country come alive at the very idea of these seasonal championships. This is a time for action time to match the greatest in beer with the greatest in talent. Why settle for a watery wussy beer when there are fresh cask ales to titillate the palate, and bottle conditioned Imperial Stouts to warm the soul? Great beer parallels great talent, so let us not be shy about our selections.
Divisional Playoffs Tennessee Titans vs. Baltimore Ravens
In Greek mythology, the Titans are a race of giant deities who come head-to-head with the Olympian gods. Of great strength and robust character, they mirror the headstrong attitude of the Tennessee Titans, as do the beers named in their honor.
Titan Ale Watch City Brewing Company, Waltham, Massachusetts, USA Americcan Brown Ale 5.9% ABV toasted malt, citrus, nuttiness
Titan IPA Great Divide Brewing Company, Denver, Colorado, USA American IPA 6.8% ABV malty sweetness, pine, citrusy grapefruit, and resin
Titan Porter Fratellos & Fox River Brewery, Oshkosh, Wisconsin, USA American Porter roasted coffee, chocolate, nuttiness, and light, burnt maltiness
Titan Triple Belgian Rocky River Brewing Company, Rocky River, Ohio Tripel 7.1% ABV light fruit, citrus, candi sugar, fresh baked bread, with soothing warmth painting the throat
Raven fans understand the call of this lustrous black flyer, harsh and assertive in its greedy hunger. Wild and fierce, with a voracious appetite, it serves as a grand mascot for a team hungry for the championship. What better way to celebrate than to quench such thirst with a malty dark beer?
Bran Raven Birrificio Montegioco, Montegioco, Italy English Porter 8.5% ABV sweet malt, dark fruit, nuttiness and a touch of anise
Raven Maniac Stout Prescott Brewing Company, Prescott, Arizona, USA Russian Imperial Stout - coffee, black chocolate, warming alcohol and a dry finish
Raven Mad Imperial Porter BridgePort Brewing Company, Portland, Oregon, USA American Porter 7.8% ABV Dark fruit, roasted malt, vanilla, bourbon
Rock Creek Black Raven Porter Chesapeake Bay Brewing Company, Raleigh, North Carolina, USA American Porter 4.5% ABV bittersweet chocolate, imported coffee, raisins, and smoke with firm assertiveness
Von Raven Birra Scura Mecklenburgische Brauerei Lόbz GmbH, Lόbz, Germany Schwarzbier 5.3% ABV malty, dark toasted bread with snappy, short bitterness
Divisional Playoffs Arizona Cardinals vs. Carolina Panthers
The Cardinal, a garishly red bird with a reputation for extreme heartiness, stands strong and astute in its level of importance. So admired is this dignified flyer, that officials in high office often take its title to accent elevated positions of power. This strength is reflected in the Arizona team that is as powerful as the beers that parallel its magnificence.
Surly Bird De Proef Flemish Primitive Wild Ale De Proefbrouwerij, Lochristi-Hijfte, Belgium Belgian Strong Pale Ale 9% ABV apple and banana fruitiness, barnyard funk, and floral earthiness
Big Red Imperial Red Southern Tier Brewing Company, Lakewood, New York, USA American Amber.Red Ale 9.5% ABV Fresh bread, brown sugar, wood, earth, and spicy resinous hoppiness
Red Wing Red Ale Rohrbach Brewing Company, Rochester, New York, USA American Amber/Red Ale Roasty, caramel maltiness, balanced by aromatic hops
Red Bird Mild Broad Ripple Brewpub, Indianapolis, Indiana, USA English Dark Mild malt, toffee, and gentle bitterness with light body
Larger and fiercer than the average leopard, the Panther stalks its prey and pounces hard, with great accuracy. As the Carolina Panthers descend on their prey, their namesake beers keep tally in variety and kind.
Panther Ale Millrose Restaurant & Brewing Company, South Barrington, Illinois, USA American Amber/Red Ale pale, bready maltiness with soft, elegant bitterness to balance
Panther Ginseng Stout PT Bali Hai Brewery Indonesia, Bekasi, Indonesia English Stout 5% ABV roasted barley, chocolate, upfront sweetness, with firm bitterness in the finish
Black Panther Imperial Stout Golden Valley Brewery & Pub, McMinnville, Oregon, USA American Double/Impwerial Stout 8.7% ABV chocolate espresso with French oak vanilla profile and a touch of sherry
Panther Pils Hereford & Hops Restaurant and Brewpub, Cranberry Township, Pennsylvania, USA German Pilsener clean and aromatic light biscuit, balanced by spicy Saaz bitterness
Divisional Playoffs Pittsburgh Steelers vs. San Diego Chargers
Great hardness, strength and toughness loom high as the foundation of the Pittsburgh Steelers, tough as the iron and alloys from which its steely massiveness is comprised. Resistant to weather, sparks spit from the heat in which it revels. A massive profile deserves a beer of equal breadth.
Pig Iron Porter Iron Hill Restaurant & Brewery, West Chester, Pennsylvania, USA American Porter 5.4% ABV bittersweet chocolate, roasted caramel, roasted barley, quenchy fruit, and bitterness
Iron Horse Belgian Black Iron Horse Brewery, Ellensburg, Pennsylvania, USA Belgian Dark Ale maltiness, cherries, and dark fruits, with spiciness and a velvety feel
Hogs Breath Beer Pittsburgh Brewing Company, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA Vienna Lager toasty, biscuit, with sweet malt and feathers of bitterness
Sheffield Steelers Bradfield Brewery, Sheffield, England, UK English Bitter 4.5% ABV citrus fruitiness, yeasty, graininess, with light grass and solid bitterness
The Chargers reputation stands firm in history, whether as a sturdy horse ridden into battle or as the life-giving jolt of collected electricity. Surging forward, there is no stopping this cache of endurance. Constant and bullish, it shoves with abandon to get the job done. Only a potent beer can stand up to this intensity.
Dark Charger The Ship Inn, Milford, New Jersey, USA English Brown Ale roasty, caramelly, slightly burnt, with shadows of hazelnuts and pecans in a velvety, dry ending
Big Head San Diego Style Ale Bells Brewery, Inc., Kalamazoo, Michigan, USA American Double/Imperial IPA 11% ABV Grapefruit and pine, balanced by caramel sweetness and smooth silkiness on the tongue
Headwrecker San Diego Brewing Company, San Diego, California, USA American Strong Ale 9.10% ABV caramel maltiness, earthy, pine forest character, with heat that accompanies a memorable finish
Dubbel Fantasy San Diego Brewing Company, San Diego, California, USA Dubbel 7% ABV dark fruit, toasted caramel, candi sugar and warming alcohol at the apex.
Divisional Playoffs Philadelphia Eagles vs. New York Giants
The Eagle, a bird of prey belonging to the falcon family, has long been known as a large, swift, flesh-eater with sharp vision, piercing talons, and unyielding tenacity. Like the bird it is named after, the Philadelphia Eagles stand as the emblem of force on the field of play, and deserve beer that reflect such voracity.
Bird of Prey IPA Flying Bison Brewing Company, Buffalo, New York, USA English IPA Caramel, fresh baked bread and yeastiness with fruitiness and bitter resin in a long finish
Bald Eagle Bock Snake River Brewing Company & Brewpub, Jackson, Wyming, USA Doppelbock 8% ABV robust maltiness with assertive bitterness in the back of the throat
Eagle ESB Pagosa Brewing Company, Pagosa Springs, Colorado, USA Extra Special Bitter toasty and fruity with a satiating, bitter bite
Old Eagle Wheat Wine John Harvards Brew House, Cambridge, Massachusetts, USA Wheatwine 8.7% ABV citrusy tropical fruit, with rich syrupy carbonation
Bald Eagle Brown R. J. Rockers Brewing Company, Spartanburg, South Carolina, USA English Brown Ale Chocolate, brown sugar and nuttiness, with drying bitterness
The earliest tales of a super race pivoted on hulking, sagacious giants who warred with the gods of Greece and Rome. These beings were of high intellect, crafty, and uncompromising. As stalwart beings, their stories endured throughout the anthropological roots of history and live with us in our own heroes. The New York Giants are behemoths in their own right, capitalized by the beer that reflects their power.
The Giant Fredericksburg Brewing Company, Fredericksburg, Texas, USA American Double/ Imperial Stout Roasty and malty, beefy and complex
Giant White Horse Brewing Company Limited, Stanford-in-the-Vale Oxfordshire, England, UK English Bitter 4.3% ABV Bready, nutty and sessionable
Golden Giant Eldos Grill & Brewery, San Francisco, California, USA Belgian Style Pale Ale, 9.10% ABV fruity and tart, chewy and sizzling
Barrel Aged Behemoth Three Floyds Brewing Company, Munster, Indiana, USA American Barleywine 12.5% ABV Lush, hoppy, sweet, and throat-warming
So, where did I lay my money? Personally, I like to place my bets on the helmets with the best graphics.