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	Donna Johnson BellaOnline's Crime Editor

Dumb Criminals - 911 Confession Calls
Some criminals are just dumb enough to call the police on themselves. Read a few hilarious examples in this article.

Dumb Criminals - Dopey Druggies
Did you ever think, "What a dummy! What is he, on drugs?" These dumb criminals were and you won't believe some of the things they did.

Dumb Criminals - Eccentric Excuses
Nearly every criminal has an excuse for his or her actions. Some are good, some bad, others downright laughable. Read on for some examples of eccentric excuses.

Dumb Criminals - Funny Money
It's time for more dumb criminals! This time, counterfeiters whose finished products just don't quite pass muster.

Dumb Disguises
It's a tree! It's a plastic bag! No, it's a stupid criminal in a dumb disguise! Read on for examples of the most ridiculous disguises ever.

Dumb Holiday Criminals
Santa Claus can bring you a lot of things, but unfortunately common sense is not among them. The following dumb holiday criminals are perfect examples of this.

The Duct Tape Bandit
With quite possibly the least thought-out disguise in history, Kasey Kazee attempted to rob a liquor store in Kentucky in 2007. Read about the "Duct Tape Bandit" here and ask yourself, "What was he THINKING?"